//Random Quotes

quote = new Array(49);
quote[0] = "Yeshua: the Light at the end of the tunnel.";
quote[1] = "Running low on faith? Step in for a fill-up.";
quote[2] = "Yeshua: G-d’s interface";
quote[3] = "Do you believe your problem is too big for G-d?";
quote[4] = "Coincidence is when G-d chooses to remain anonymous.";
quote[5] = "We don’t change the message (the message changes us)";
quote[6] = "No Yeshua - No Peace.  Know Yeshua - Know Peace.";
quote[7] = "'Coming ready or not!' – Yeshua";
quote[8] = "G-d answers knee-mail";
quote[9] = "The best vitamin for a Believer is B1";
quote[10] = "Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What’s yours?";
quote[11] = "Free Trip to heaven!  Details inside!";
quote[12] = "Prevent truth decay. Brush up on the Scriptures.";
quote[13] = "It’s hard to stumble when you’re on your knees.";
quote[14] = "A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.";
quote[15] = "Don’t give up. Moses was once a basket case.";
quote[16] = "Forbidden fruit creates many jams.";
quote[17] = "Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.";
quote[18] = "Sure, Believers keep the faith... but not from others!";
quote[19] = "Give G-d what’s right, not what’s left.";
quote[20] = "Give hasatan an inch and he’ll be your ruler.";
quote[21] = "People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.";
quote[22] = "Man’s ways lead to a hopeless end... G-d’s ways lead to an endless hope.";
quote[23] = "Fight Truth Decay - study the Holy Scriptures daily.";
quote[24] = "A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.";
quote[25] = "If you’re living like there is no G-d you’d better be right!";
quote[26] = "Kneel before Messiah and you can stand before anyone.";
quote[27] = "Come work for the L-rd. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the benefits are out of this world!";
quote[28] = "Wrinkled with burdens? Come to Yeshua for a faith lift!";
quote[29] = "Don’t give G-d instructions – just report for duty.";
quote[30] = "A family altar will alter a family.";
quote[31] = "Bibles that are falling apart are usually owned by people whose lives are not.";
quote[32] = "This synagogue is prayer-conditioned.";
quote[33] = "The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor.";
quote[34] = "It is unlikely that there will be a reduction in the wages of sin.";
quote[35] = "WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.";
quote[36] = "Most people want to serve G-d...but only in an advisory capacity.";
quote[37] = "Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.";
quote[38] = "Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.";
quote[39] = "The greatest message ever heard came from an empty tomb.";
quote[40] = "The most powerful position on Earth is kneeling before the L-rd of the universe.";
quote[41] = "Yeshua paid a debt He did not owe because we owed a debt we could not pay.";
quote[42] = "If G-d were small enough for us to understand, he wouldn’t be big enough for us to worship.";
quote[43] = "The one who kneels to The L-rd can stand up to anything.";
quote[44] = "How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Nonsmoking?";
quote[45] = "Sin would be less attractive if the wages were paid immediately.";
quote[46] = "And we know that all things work together for good to them that love G-d, to them who are called according to his purpose. -Romans 8:28";
quote[47] = "Be still and know that I am G-d. -Psalm 46:10";
quote[48] = "Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy G-d: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness. -Isaiah 41:10";
quote[49] = "Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop."
quote[50] = "Headed in the wrong direction?  G-d allows U-turns you know.";
whichquote = Math.floor(Math.random() * quote.length);
function showquote() {document.write(quote[whichquote]);}